Lexi decided to make the cake, and worked all afternoon on it.
Since Sarah was coming over, obviously her boyfriend, John, would be too, so spaghetti for dinner.
And then my oh-so mature dad threw a handful of spaghetti at me while I was picking at my (now-)cold dinner.
"I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, SIR."
What an unfortunate lack of foresight on their part that they only had dry noodles while I had a plate full of spaghetti with sauce.
Somewhere along the lines I took a piece of baguette to the lip.
Everything from spaghetti to asparagus was being thrown.
Was a bitch to clean up though. We kept stepping on the noodles and both our good-for-nothing dogs refused to eat any of it.
After everything settled down and we dug into Lexi's cake . . . no one even tried to hide the fact that we were making fun of her. The caramel was way too hard to cut! John actually brought down his tools, and he, my dad, and my brother started using hammers to break off pieces of cake.
I don't like caramel or nuts so I didn't really try it. Took a taste of the chocolate frosting and still wound up with a mouth full of pecans and ran for a glass of water.
My brother addressed his card to Sarah as 'Old Fuck'.
Finally, as it always is with my family and friends, gay jokes were made, laughs were had at our own expense, and Dad was taught what the lyrics of Flo Rida's "Right Round" really meant and why he really shouldn't sing it out loud.
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Aside from all of that, I lost my wallet over the weekend. Finally, my mom found it today.
I finally sat down and read Watchmen. ANDHOLYCRAPITWASAWESOME.
Just got back in to Hetalia and am in such a Canada craze!











RAAAAARL. *tackles*
I like your webcam. :'3
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This isn't a dress! It's a sequin sensation.
Seriosly.
WHY is that plz account so awesome?
But thank you~!
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This isn't a dress! It's a sequin sensation.
Seriosly.
ZETSUBOSHITAAAA
*DRUMROLL*
[link] <-- Your present. FINALLY. X'D
Sorry I couldn't get to it in time.
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After all the injuries I\'ve accuired already from living here, you\'re still worried? :3 -Roleplaying Daniel.
Seriosly.
Oh, and REVENGE
Don't worry about it.
Thanks!
FINALLY HERE.
TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
FELIZ CUMPLEANOS. <-- NO ACCENT MARKS. *FAIL*
Forgive me for not saying it sooner. I was having a back sick spell with my tummy. :'D MAYBE IT WAS THE CAKE I PRETENDED TO EAT FOR YOUR PARTY.
Darlin', you're officially older than Dani. D: You feel very lucky. Dani is very jealous. *steals your age* Wut.
And if I have time this weekend, I'm making you something. But right now, I MUST SLEEP.
Now, please enjoy this magic trick from tonight's entertainment.
Watch out. >>; It's laced with poison. :'D *was originally for Batsy*
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After all the injuries I\'ve accuired already from living here, you\'re still worried? :3 -Roleplaying Daniel.
Seriosly.
ME NO SPEAK ESPANOL. *equal fail*
BUT THANKS! :'D
D'aww, I hope you're feeling better.
THEIF! MOST TREACHEROUS VILLAIN! D< I'm calling the Time Poli--Hey, wait.
SLEEP CHILD.
*eats entire cake* Well I just happen have RASPUTIN IMMUNITY.
Unless . . . he didn't bake the poison..? Uh oh...
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.....
*thinks of time squad* LOL. <3 That robot reminded me of Snapey. :3 *off topic*
*shoots you multiple times* :'D Are you still alive?
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After all the injuries I\'ve accuired already from living here, you\'re still worried? :3 -Roleplaying Daniel.
Seriosly.
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