After being dragged off to Sam's Club by Mom, we went to the Burger King drive up. While looking at the menu, I noticed a weird statue to the right. Upon closer inspection, it was of the King, himself. Cute, I thought, if not a bit creepy.
Then it turned around and looked straight at us.
NOT COOL, BK. NOT COOL. You do NOT go and bring your hellish mascot into real life! That needs to stay in my nightmares and commercials. D<
Eh, but on the plus side, I won a Whopper by scratching the Decepticon side of the scratch cards on the drink.
YOU SEE THAT, KIDS? EVIL ALWAYS PAYS.
And I have to admit, the King does have a special place in my heart.
In other news, I have become OBSESSED with Axis Powers Hetalia, lately.









*DRUMROLL*
[link] <-- Your present. FINALLY. X'D
Sorry I couldn't get to it in time.
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After all the injuries I\'ve accuired already from living here, you\'re still worried? :3 -Roleplaying Daniel.
Seriosly.
Oh, and REVENGE
Don't worry about it.
Thanks!
FINALLY HERE.
TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
FELIZ CUMPLEANOS. <-- NO ACCENT MARKS. *FAIL*
Forgive me for not saying it sooner. I was having a back sick spell with my tummy. :'D MAYBE IT WAS THE CAKE I PRETENDED TO EAT FOR YOUR PARTY.
Darlin', you're officially older than Dani. D: You feel very lucky. Dani is very jealous. *steals your age* Wut.
And if I have time this weekend, I'm making you something. But right now, I MUST SLEEP.
Now, please enjoy this magic trick from tonight's entertainment.
Watch out. >>; It's laced with poison. :'D *was originally for Batsy*
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After all the injuries I\'ve accuired already from living here, you\'re still worried? :3 -Roleplaying Daniel.
Seriosly.
ME NO SPEAK ESPANOL. *equal fail*
BUT THANKS! :'D
D'aww, I hope you're feeling better.
THEIF! MOST TREACHEROUS VILLAIN! D< I'm calling the Time Poli--Hey, wait.
SLEEP CHILD.
*eats entire cake* Well I just happen have RASPUTIN IMMUNITY.
Unless . . . he didn't bake the poison..? Uh oh...
...
.....
*thinks of time squad* LOL. <3 That robot reminded me of Snapey. :3 *off topic*
*shoots you multiple times* :'D Are you still alive?
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After all the injuries I\'ve accuired already from living here, you\'re still worried? :3 -Roleplaying Daniel.
Seriosly.
IT'S YOUR BIRFDAY
YOUR BIRFDAY.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY, HAPPY BIRFDAY CAKE.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY, HAPPY BIRFDAY DEVIANT.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY, HAPPY BIRFDAY... UH, SEX.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY...
HAPPY BIRFDAY, RAGGEH.
-is kicked out of your oddly Squidward like house-
... :/ />
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I could bury you alive, but you'll probably crawl out with a knife and kill me while I'm sleeping; that's why I can't decide...
THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!
Complete with an Easter Island Head house. :>
Thanks!
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